potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

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Reblog if your mom is the most beautiful and strongest woman you know.

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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